quotes about zombies

Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers. ~George Carlin



You get ideas from daydreaming. You get ideas from being bored. You get ideas all the time. The only difference between writers and other people is we notice when we're doing it. ~Neil Gaiman



Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes along. ~Samuel Butler, "Speech at the Somerville Club," 27 February 1895



The truest mark of being born with great qualities is being born without envy. ~Francois Duc de la Rochefoucauld



Your distress about life might mean you have been living for the wrong reason, not that you have no reason for living. ~Tom O'Connor



Apologizing - a very desperate habit - one that is rarely cured. Apology is only egotism wrong side out. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr., The Professor at the Breakfast-Table



every dilemma." -Hendrik Willem van Loon Every disease is a physician. ~Irish Proverb



A great name for a new country song: If I'd Shot You Sooner, I'd Be Out of Jail by Now. ~Author Unknown



Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia. ~Joseph Wood Krutch



Let your religion be less of a theory and more of a love affair. ~G.K. Chesterton



The fear of being laughed at makes cowards of us all. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960



Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy. You've had about seven hours of sleep since Friday. No wonder you feel that lost sensation. You're sunk from a riot of relaxation. ~Ogden Nash



When I go out into the countryside and see the sun and the green and everything flowering, I say to myself Yes indeed, all that belongs to me! ~Henri Rousseau



I'm pretty sure it's a simple matter of climbing over that seemingly high (but actually rather unimpressive) obstacle. ~Jeb Dickerson, www.howtomatter.com



Fathers send their sons to college either because they went to college or they didn't. ~L.L. Hendren



What is the opposite of two? A lonely me, a lonely you. ~Richard Wilbur



I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. ~Voltaire



Confidence is preparation. Everything else is beyond your control. ~Richard Kline



Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but backwards and in high heels. ~Faith Whittlesey



With humans it's abortion, but with chickens it's an omelet. ~Attributed to George Carlin