quotes on kissing

Where would Christianity be if Jesus got eight to fifteen years with time off for good behavior? ~James Donovan



The umpire... is like the geyser in the bathroom; we cannot do without it, yet we notice it only when it is out of order. ~Neville Cardus



A mathematician is a scientist who can figure out anything except such simple things as squaring the circle and trisecting an angle. ~Evan Esar, Esar's Comic Dictionary



Earth laughs in flowers. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson, "Hamatreya"



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The informality of family life is a blessed condition that allows us to become our best while looking our worst. ~Marge Kennedy



Do not value money for any more nor any less than its worth; it is a good servant but a bad master. ~Alexandre Dumas fils, Camille, 1852



A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water. ~Carl Reiner



The easiest way to keep a secret is without help. ~Author Unknown



Tobacco and alcohol, delicious fathers of abiding friendships and fertile reveries. ~Luis Bunuel



It's hard to be humble when you can jump, stunt, and tumble! ~Author Unknown It's hard to be responsible, adult and sensible all the time. How good it is to have a sister whose heart is as young as your own. ~Pam Brown



The founding fathers... provided jails called schools, equipped with tortures called education. School is where you go between when your parents can't take you and industry can't take you. ~John Updike, The Centaur, 1963



Why do people give each other flowers? To celebrate various important occasions, they're killing living creatures? Why restrict it to plants? "Sweetheart, let's make up. Have this deceased squirrel." ~The Washington Post



Life is intrinsically, well, boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course, it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring. ~Edward Gorey



Art, like morality, consists in drawing the line somewhere. ~G.K. Chesterton



Hate must make a man productive. Otherwise one might as well love. ~Karl Kraus



There is a remarkable breakdown of taste and intelligence at Christmastime. Mature, responsible grown men wear neckties made of holly leaves and drink alcoholic beverages with raw egg yolks and cottage cheese in them. ~P.J. O'Rourke



Ask yourself whether you are happy and you cease to be so. ~John Stuart Mill, Autobiography, 1873



The existing phrasebooks are inadequate. They are well enough as far as they go, but when you fall down and skin your leg they don't tell you what to say. ~Mark Twain



Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. ~Michael Sinz