quotes about idiots

To the student I would say, "Life is principally multiple choice, but at the end there's a tough essay question." ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



Promise me you'll never forget me because if I thought you would I'd never leave. ~A.A. Milne Promise me you'll never forget me because if I thought you would I'd never leave. ~A.A. Milne



I have figured for you the distance between the horns of a dilemma, night and day, and A and Z. I have computed how far is Up, how long it takes to get Away, and what becomes of Gone. I have discovered the length of the sea serpent, the price of priceless, and the square of the hippopotamus. I know where you are when you are at Sixes and Sevens, how much Is you have to have to make an Are, and how many birds you can catch with the salt in the ocean - 187,796,132, if it would interest you. ~James Thurber, Many Moons



If a rabbit defined intelligence the way man does, then the most intelligent animal would be a rabbit, followed by the animal most willing to obey the commands of a rabbit. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



And I, I took the road less traveled by. I was using a GPS system. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now. ~Author Unknown



Self is the only prison that can ever bind the soul. ~Henry Van Dyke, The Prison and the Angel



Man's heart away from nature becomes hard. ~Standing Bear



I took a deep breath and listened to the old bray of my heart. I am. I am. I am. ~Sylvia Plath



Hope never abandons you, you abandon it. ~George Weinberg



As much as I converse with sages and heroes, they have very little of my love and admiration. I long for rural and domestic scene, for the warbling of birds and the prattling of my children. ~John Adams



I am more afraid of my own heart than of the pope and all his cardinals. I have within me the great pope, Self. ~Martin Luther



But make no mistake: the weeds will win; nature bats last. ~Robert M. Pyle



The promise given was a necessity of the past: the word broken is a necessity of the present. ~Niccolo Machiavelli



The earth is like a beautiful bride who needs no manmade jewels to heighten her loveliness. ~Kahlil Gibran



A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer. ~Robert Frost



Or don't you like to write letters. I do because it's such a swell way to keep from working and yet feel you've done something. ~Ernest Hemingway



Laughter is an orgasm triggered by the intercourse of sense and nonsense. ~Author Unknown



Discourage litigation. Persuade your neighbors to compromise whenever you can. Point out to them how the nominal winner is often a real loser - in fees, expenses, and waste of time. As a peacemaker the lawyer has a superior opportunity of being a good man. There will still be business enough. ~Abraham Lincoln



I dream of giving birth to a child who will ask, "Mother, what was war?" ~Eve Merriam