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The shortest distance between two people is a smile. ~Author Unknown



I don't want to own anything until I know I've found the place where me and things belong together. I'm not quite sure where that is just yet. But I know what it's like.... It's like Tiffany's.... Not that I give a hoot about jewelry. Diamonds, yes. But it's tacky to wear diamonds before you're forty... ~Truman Capote, Breakfast at Tiffany's, 1958, spoken by the character Holly Golightly



The more things a man is ashamed of, the more respectable he is. ~G.B. Shaw, Man and Superman, 1905



A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. ~Martin H. Fischer



Between sisters, often, the child's cry never dies down. "Never leave me," it says; "do not abandon me." ~Louise Bernikow



One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. ~Judith Viorst



Grandma always made you feel she had been waiting to see just you all day and now the day was complete. ~Marcy DeMaree



Gentlemen prefer blondes... but gentlemen marry brunettes. ~Anita Loos



Men want a woman whom they can turn on and off like a light switch. ~Ian Fleming



To live remains an art which everyone must learn, and which no one can teach. ~Havelock Ellis



Farewell! God knows when we shall meet again. ~William Shakespeare



When I putt, my emotions collide like tectonic plates. It's left my memory circuits full of scars that won't heal. ~Mac O'Grady



When angry, count four; when very angry, swear. ~Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson, 1894



Tattoo. What a loaded word it is, rife with associations to goons, goofs, bikers, tribal warriors, carnival artists, drunken sailors and floozies. ~Jon Anderson, "Epidermal Dalis," Chicago Tribune, 6 October 1994



If God had wanted to be a big secret, He would not have created babbling brooks and whispering pines. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



History, in general, only informs us what bad government is. ~Thomas Jefferson



Don't worry that children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. ~Robert Fulghum



You can't hide your true colours as you approach the autumn of your life. ~Author Unknown



When Steve and I die, we are going to be buried in the same cemetery, 60-feet 6-inches apart. ~Tim McCarver, who caught all of Steve Carlton's games, 1977



An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day. ~Irv Kupcinet