quotes about time passing too fast
The easiest way to save face is to keep the lower half shut. ~Author Unknown
Football is not a contact sport. It's a collision sport. Dancing is a good example of a contact sport. ~Duffy Daugherty
There are some things you learn best in calm, and some in storm. ~Willa Cather
The dying process begins the minute we are born, but it accelerates during dinner parties. ~Carol Matthau
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever. ~Author Unknown
Indigestion is charged by God with enforcing morality on the stomach. ~Victor Hugo
The joyful news that He is risen does not change the contemporary world. Still before us lie work, discipline, sacrifice. But the fact of Easter gives us the spiritual power to do the work, accept the discipline, and make the sacrifice. ~Henry Knox Sherrill
Sex is something I really don't understand too hot. You never know where the hell you are. I keep making up these sex rules for myself, and then I break them right away. Last year I made a rule that I was going to quit horsing around with girls that, deep down, gave me a pain in the ass. I broke it, though, the same week I made it - the same night, as a matter of fact. ~J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye, Chapter 9
Admit your errors before someone else exaggerates them. ~Andrew V. Mason
Plants are the young of the world, vessels of health and vigor; but they grope ever upward towards consciousness; the trees are imperfect men, and seem to bemoan their imprisonment, rooted in the ground. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson, Essays, Second Series, 1844
Don't you know that if people could bottle the air they would? Don't you know that there would be an American Air-bottling Association? And don't you know that they would allow thousands and millions to die for want of breath, if they could not pay for air? I am not blaming anybody. I am just telling how it is. ~Robert Ingersoll, A Lay Sermon
Retirement is one great big giant coffee break. ~Author Unknown
Whether a person is a male or female, a nurse is a nurse. ~Gary Veale
In life's poker game, the optimist sees the pessimist's night and raises him the sunrise. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com
If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden. ~Attributed to Claudia Ghandi
Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits. ~Author Unknown
The theologian may indulge the pleasing task of describing Religion as she descended from Heaven, arrayed in her native purity. A more melancholy duty is imposed on the historian. He must discover the inevitable mixture of error and corruption which she contracted in a long residence upon earth, among a weak and degenerate race of beings. ~Edward Gibbon, The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire
Skipping makes me a kid again - not just feel like a kid - a KID again. ~John-Hans Melcher, as posted on iskip.com
As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you. ~Fran Lebowitz, Social Studies
Three rings of marriage are the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering. ~Author Unknown