funny quotes in marathi

We have all a better guide in ourselves, if we would attend to it, than any other person can be. ~Jane Austen



Whatever the American's are proud of - whatever they consider to be particularly good, useful, brilliant, or characteristic of themselves or their climate, they designate, half in jest, though scarcely half in earnest, as an "institution." Thus the memory of George Washington... is an institution; the Falls of Niagara are an institution; the Plymouth Rock, on which the Pilgrim Fathers first set foot, is an institution...; "Sweet potatoes" are an institution, and Pumpkin (or Punkin) pie is an institution; ...squash is an institution; Bunker Hill is an institution; and the firemen of New York are a great institution. ~Charles Mackay, Life and Liberty in America, 1850



Misery is almost always the result of thinking. ~Joseph Joubert



You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. ~Franklin P. Jones



He dare not come in company, for here he should be misused, disgraced, overshoot himself in gesture or speeches or be sick; he thinks everyman observes him. ~Richard Burton, The Anatomy of Melancholy



We should scarcely desire things ardently if we were perfectly acquainted with what we desire. ~Francois de La Rochefoucauld



Stress is poison. ~Agave Powers



Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. ~Helen Rowland Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. ~Helen Rowland



Some have been to the mountain. I have been to my knees by the side of my bed. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. ~Kahlil Gibran



The true Indian sees no need for setting apart one day in seven as a holy day, because to him all days are God's days. The first American mingled with his pride a singular humility. Spiritual arrogance was foreign to his nature and teaching. ~Ohiyesa of the Santee Sioux (Charles Alexander Eastman)



Food. Water. Shelter. Air. Sleep. Societal inflation has expanded need into greed. Suddenly the basic survival needs also include a cell phone, cable TV, and French manicured fingernails.... We've become the absolute biggest whiners of all human history with the absolute smallest justification for whining. ~Charlie Diekatze



All great work is preparing yourself for the accident to happen. ~Sidney Lumet



Nothing can be more readily disproved than the old saw, "You can't keep a good man down." Most human societies have been beautifully organized to keep good men down. ~John W. Gardner



They kill good trees to put out bad newspapers. ~James G. Watt, quoted in Newsweek, 8 March 1982



Clever father, clever daughter; clever mother, clever son. ~Russian Proverb



Before a war military science seems a real science, like astronomy; but after a war it seems more like astrology. ~Rebecca West



They that sow in tears shall reap joy. ~Psalms 126:5



A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down. ~Arnold Glasow



Let us be grateful to people who make us happy, they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom. ~Marcel Proust Let us be grateful to people who make us happy, they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom. ~Marcel Proust Let us be grateful to people who make us happy, they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom. ~Marcel Proust