quotes for jealous girls

No game in the world is as tidy and dramatically neat as baseball, with cause and effect, crime and punishment, motive and result, so cleanly defined. ~Paul Gallico



It is only by softening and disguising dead flesh by culinary preparation that it is rendered susceptible of mastication or digestion, and that the sight of its bloody juices and raw horror does not excite intolerable loathing and disgust. ~Percy Bysshe Shelley, Queen Mab Notes



How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America? ~Author Unknown



When a programming language is created that allows programmers to program in simple English, it will be discovered that programmers cannot speak English. ~Author Unknown



Chocolate is an antidepressant, which is especially useful as you start to gain weight. ~Jason Love



The past actually happened but history is only what someone wrote down. ~A. Whitney Brown, The Big Picture



Happiness is like the penny candy of our youth: we got a lot more for our money back when we had no money. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960



Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don't drink too much. Then again, don't drink too little. ~Herman "Jackrabbit" Smith-Johannsen



If love can't cure it, nurses can. ~Author Unknown



Most people run a race to see who is fastest. I run a race to see who has the most guts. ~Steve Prefontaine



I have friends in overalls whose friendship I would not swap for the favor of the kings of the world. ~Thomas A. Edison



Advertisers constantly invent cures to which there is no disease. ~Author Unknown



The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn. ~David Russell



O God, that men should put an enemy in their mouths to steal away their brains! that we should, with joy, pleasance, revel, and applause, transform ourselves into beasts! ~William Shakespeare, Othello



If we had no faults of our own, we would not take so much pleasure in noticing those of others. ~Francois duc de la Rochefoucauld



We didn't starve, but we didn't eat chicken unless we were sick, or the chicken was. ~Bernard Malamud



There are many in this old world of ours who hold that things break about even for all of us. I have observed for example that we all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summertime and the poor get it in the winter. ~Bat Masterson



The only valid censorship of ideas is the right of people not to listen. ~Tommy Smothers



Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it. ~Doug Larson



Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience. ~Author Unknown