one tree hill quotes

TV a clever contraction derived from the words Terrible Vaudeville. ~Goodman Ace



You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep. ~Navajo Proverb



Most things in life are moments of pleasure and a lifetime of embarrassment; photography is a moment of embarrassment and a lifetime of pleasure. ~Tony Benn



It is amazing how complete is the delusion that beauty is goodness. ~Leo Tolstoy



The different branches of Arithmetic - Ambition, Distraction, Uglification, and Derision. ~Lewis Carroll



The primary conception of tennis is to get the ball over the net and at the same time to keep it within bounds of the court; failing this, within the borders of the neighborhood. ~Elliot Chaze



All it takes is one bloom of hope to make a spiritual garden. ~Terri Guillemets



A horse which stops dead just before a jump and thus propels its rider into a graceful arc provides a splendid excuse for general merriment. ~Duke of Endinburgh



To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive, and the true success is to labor. ~Robert Louis Stevenson, Virginibus puerisque, 1881



Justice is open to everyone in the same way as the Ritz Hotel. ~Judge Sturgess



Four out of five dentists surveyed recommended playing hockey. ~Author Unknown



New York has a trip-hammer vitality which drives you insane with restlessness if you have no inner stabilizer. ~Henry Miller



I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it. ~Charles Schulz



Any committee that is the slightest use is composed of people who are too busy to want to sit on it for a second longer than they have to. ~Katharine Whitehorn



Bottle feeding also made a fetish out of cleanliness, and maybe all the washing and scrubbing has further reduced the pleasure we take in our body and in life. ~Author Unknown



Sandwich every bit of criticism between two thick layers of praise. ~Mary Kay Ash



The art of procreation and the members employed therein are so repulsive, that if it were not for the beauty of the faces and the adornments of the actors and the pent-up impulse, nature would lose the human species. ~Leonardo da Vinci



And the Easter bells be ringing! ~Edna Dean Proctor, "Easter Bells"



At a certain age some people's minds close up; they live on their intellectual fat. ~William Lyon Phelps



You take my life when you do take the means whereby I live. ~William Shakespeare