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To a father growing old nothing is dearer than a daughter. ~Euripides



Real golfers, no matter what the provocation, never strike a caddie with the driver. The sand wedge is far more effective. ~Huxtable Pippey



I usually lump organized religion, organized labor, and organized crime together. The Mafia gets points for having the best restaurants. ~Dave Beard



Gone fishin', be back at dark-thirty! ~Author Unknown



How much has to be explored and discarded before reaching the naked flesh of feeling. ~Claude Debussy



The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit. ~Somerset Maugham



In general, mankind, since the improvement in cookery, eats twice as much as nature requires. ~Benjamin Franklin



Nothing interferes with my concentration. You could put on an orgy in my office and I wouldn't look up. Well, maybe once. ~Isaac Asimov



I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. ~Fred Allen



Is there no Latin word for Tea? Upon my soul, if I had known that I would have let the vulgar stuff alone. ~Hilaire Belloc



Don't tell me about the world. Not today. It's springtime and they're knocking baseball around fields where the grass is damp and green in the morning and the kids are trying to hit the curve ball. ~Pete Hamill



Keep thy tongue from evil, and thy lips from speaking guile. ~Psalms 34:13



Authority without wisdom is like a heavy axe without an edge, fitter to bruise than polish. ~Anne Bradstreet



Gardens are a form of autobiography. ~Sydney Eddison, Horticulture magazine, August/September 1993



If I were not an atheist, I would believe in a God who would choose to save people on the basis of the totality of their lives and not the pattern of their words. I think he would prefer an honest and righteous atheist to a TV preacher whose every word is God, God, God, and whose every deed is foul, foul, foul. ~Isaac Asimov, I. Asimov: A Memoir



When one of Lisa's baby teeth fell out here, the tooth fairy left her 50 cents. Another tooth fell out when she was with her father in Las Vegas, and that tooth fairy left her $5. When I told Elvis that 50 cents would be more in line, he laughed. He knew I was not criticizing him; how would Elvis Presley know the going rate for a tooth? ~Priscilla Presley



The art of reading is in great part that of acquiring a better understanding of life from one's encounter with it in a book. ~Andre Maurois



Breach of promise is a base surrender of truth. ~Mohandas Gandhi



A bear, however hard he tries, grows tubby without exercise. ~A.A. Milne



Literature is the art of writing something that will be read twice; journalism what will be grasped at once. ~Cyril Connolly