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It used to be enough that when I came home angry and knowing that my life wasn't toeing my five-year plan, I could clean my condominium or detail my car. Someday I'd be dead without a scar and there would be a really nice condo and car. ~Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club, Chapter 6



When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. ~Norm Crosby



A three-year-old gave this reaction to her Christmas dinner: "I don't like the turkey, but I like the bread he ate." ~Author Unknown



If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read "President Can't Swim." ~Lyndon B. Johnson If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." ~Lyndon B. Johnson



I believe a leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. ~Walt Whitman



If it were proved to me that in making war, my ideal had a chance of being realized, I would still say "no" to war. For one does not create a human society on mounds of corpses. ~Louis Lecoin



Learning is a lifetime process, but there comes a time when we must stop adding and start updating. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



A baseball game is twice as much fun if you're seeing it on the company's time. ~William C. Feather



The problem is that when you get it, you're too damned old to do anything about it. ~Jimmy Connors, on experience



Each of us is something of a schizophrenic personality, tragically divided against ourselves. ~Martin Luther King, Jr., Strength to Love, 1963



Gratitude is an art of painting an adversity into a lovely picture. ~Kak Sri



Keep smiling - it makes people wonder what you've been up to. ~Author Unknown



The envious die not once, but as oft as the envied win applause. ~Baltasar Gracian



I may not be different, but I'm definitely not the same. ~William J. Dybus



There are natures that go to the streams of life in great cities as the hart goes to the water brooks. ~Philip G. Hamerton



Of all eloquence a nickname is the most concise; of all arguments the most unanswerable. ~William Hazlitt



What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere? ~Erma Bombeck



Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician. ~Author Unknown



There must be a day or two in a man's life when he is the precise age for something important. ~Franklin P. Adams



Do I like my coffee black? There are other colors? ~Author Unknown