funny thank you quotes
Who rises from prayer a better man, his prayer is answered. ~George Meredith
Perhaps all pleasure is only relief. ~William Burroughs
Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. ~William James Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. ~William James
The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. ~Author unknown, in reference to Ecclesiastes 9:11, "I returned, and saw under the sun, that the race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, neither yet bread to the wise, nor yet riches to men of understanding, nor yet favour to men of skill; but time and chance happeneth to them all."
Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. ~Bill Vaughn
The way you cut your meat reflects the way you live. ~Confucius
Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. ~Anthony J. D'Angelo, The College Blue Book
I would rather walk with God in the dark than go alone in the light. ~Mary Gardiner Brainard
Happiness is an unexpected hug. ~Author Unknown
Christianity is not a religion; it's an industry. ~Author Unknown
Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. ~Oscar Wilde
A part of this strangeness of dress is that it links the biological body to the social being, and public to private. ~Elizabeth Wilson
Liberty and democracy become unholy when their hands are dyed red with innocent blood. ~Gandhi, Non-violence in Peace and War, 1948
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. It is its natural manure. ~Thomas Jefferson
I have learned to live each day as it comes, and not to borrow trouble by dreading tomorrow. It is the dark menace of the future that makes cowards of us. ~Dorothy Day
They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken. ~Author Unknown
The end of labor is to gain leisure. ~Aristotle
I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies. ~Will Rogers
Man is the only creature that consumes without producing. He does not give milk, he does not lay eggs, he is too weak to pull the plough, he cannot run fast enough to catch rabbits. Yet he is lord of all the animals. ~George Orwell, Animal Farm
With my full philosophical rucksack I can only climb slowly up the mountain of mathematics. ~Ludwig Wittgenstein, Culture and Value