funny snow day quotes

Is life not a hundred times too short for us to stifle ourselves. ~Friedrich Nietzsche



Rivers are roads which move, and which carry us whither we desire to go. ~Blaise Pascal



Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! ~Attributed to Sandra J. Dykes



The art of love... is largely the art of persistence. ~Albert Ellis



Our country is not the only thing to which we owe our allegiance. It is also owed to justice and to humanity. Patriotism consists not in waving the flag, but in striving that our country shall be righteous as well as strong. ~James Bryce



People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. ~Faith Resnick



Give the church a place in the Constitution, let her touch once more the sword of power, and the priceless fruit of all ages will turn to ashes on the lips of men. ~Robert G. Ingersoll, Ingersoll's Works, Vol. 1



If America ever passes out as a great nation, we ought to put on our tombstone: America died from a delusion she had Moral Leadership. ~Will Rogers



The poetry of the earth is never dead. ~John Keats



Abraham Lincoln is not dead. Emancipated from the thraldom of time, he has stepped beyond the trammels of birth, and race, and state. He lives in an epic all his own; in ever widening spiritual leadership; in the splendor of realized ideals; in inspiration to good citizenship and in multiplying memorials in literature and art, in progress and reform, in patriotism and philanthropy, in education and humanitarianism. ~John Wesley Hill



The unforgivable crime is soft hitting. Do not hit at all if it can be avoided; but never hit softly. ~Theodore Roosevelt



Many are saved from sin by being so inept at it. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960



I wish that every human life might be pure transparent freedom. ~Simone de Beauvoir



Once conform, once do what others do because they do it, and a kind of lethargy steals over all the finer senses of the soul. ~Michel Eyquem de Montaigne



The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of a gun. ~P.G. Wodehouse



You can tell how long a couple has been married by whether they are on their first, second or third bottle of Tobasco. ~Bruce Bye



Why should man expect his prayer for mercy to be heard by What is above him when he shows no mercy to what is under him? ~Pierre Troubetzkoy



What you do speaks so loud that I cannot hear what you say. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson



We come late, if at all, to wine and philosophy: whiskey and action are easier. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960



Don't cast a shadow on anyone unless you're providing shade. ~Terri Guillemets