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From a worldly point of view there is no mistake so great as that of being always right. ~Samuel Butler, Note-Books, 1912



In diving to the bottom of pleasure we bring up more gravel than pearls. ~Honore de Balzac



There are defeats more triumphant than victories. ~Michel de Montaigne



Time! the corrector when our judgments err. ~Lord Byron



Happiness is a function of accepting what is. ~Werner Erhard



The taxpayer - that's someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. ~Ronald Reagan



Is there a point at which every Sunday during the NFL season ceases to make a man feel like a kid on Christmas morning? ~Mike Alexander, MADfit.com



My cancer scare changed my life. I'm grateful for every new, healthy day I have. It has helped me prioritize my life. ~Olivia Newton-John



The car has become... an article of dress without which we feel uncertain, unclad, and incomplete. ~Marshall McLuhan, Understanding Media, 1964



Sometimes imagination pounces; mostly it sleeps soundly in the corner, purring. ~Terri Guillemets



To conquer fear is the beginning of wisdom. ~Bertrand Russell



Marriage isn't all that it's cracked up to be. Let me tell you, honestly. Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce. ~Larry Gelbart, M*A*S*H, "Bulletin Board," original airdate 14 January 1975, spoken by the character Frank Burns



Gods are fragile things; they may be killed by a whiff of science or a dose of common sense. ~Chapman Cohen



One day, someone showed me a glass of water that was half full. And he said, "Is it half full or half empty?" So I drank the water. No more problem. ~Alexander Jodorowsky



Originality is the art of concealing your source. ~Franklin P. Jones



Theories are private property, but truth is common stock. ~Charles Caleb Colton



Plainness has its peculiar temptations quite as much as beauty. ~George Eliot



I think the world really boils down to two types of people - those who see shapes in cloud formations, and those who just see clouds. ~Terri Guillemets



The outward man is the swinging door; the inner man is the still hinge. ~Eckhart



I've noticed that everybody that is for abortion has already been born. ~Ronald Reagan, quoted in New York Times, 22 September 1980