funny quotes about crushes

When you are sorrowful look again in your heart, and you shall see that in truth you are weeping for that which has been your delight. ~Kahlil Gibran



Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. ~John Brown



Suave molecules of Mocha stir up your blood, without causing excess heat; the organ of thought receives from it a feeling of sympathy; work becomes easier and you will sit down without distress to your principal repast which will restore your body and afford you a calm, delicious night. ~Prince Tallyrand



Walking isn't a lost art - one must, by some means, get to the garage. ~Evan Esar



Illness is the most heeded of doctors: to goodness and wisdom we only make promises; pain we obey. ~Marcel Proust



Never let a computer know you're in a hurry. ~Author Unknown



Most people's religion is what they want to believe, not what they do believe. ~Luther Burbank, Why I Am an Infidel



Men love their country, not because it is great, but because it is their own. ~Seneca



I had burned my candle at both ends, and I was weary of these perilous and precarious adventures which had led me - whither? I was experiencing mental fatigue, a paralysis of my energies, and all my faculties were diminishing while still in their prime, sapped by neurasthenia. Ah, how I regretted not having followed the straight roads of life! ~"The Mission," Chapter 3



Dreams are free therapy, but you can only get appointments at night. ~Grey Livingston



We live under a government of men and morning newspapers. ~Wendell Phillips



If property had simply pleasures, we could stand it; but its duties make it unbearable. In the interest of the rich we must get rid of it. ~Oscar Wilde



Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them good. ~H.L. Mencken



O! for a horse with wings! ~William Shakespeare, Cymbeline



Even a fish wouldn't get into trouble if he kept his mouth shut. ~Author Unknown



Anyone can be a millionaire, but to become a billionaire you need an astrologer. ~John Pierpont Morgan



I still find each day too short for all the thoughts I want to think, all the walks I want to take, all the books I want to read and all the friends I want to see. ~John Burroughs



A lot of people are willing to give God credit, but so few ever give Him cash. ~Robert E. Harris, Laugh with the Circuit Rider



You make me sick! You are offered meat and you choose a banana-split-with-nuts. ~Martin H. Fischer



Freedom is nothing but a chance to be better. ~Albert Camus