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Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers. ~George Carlin

You get ideas from daydreaming. You get ideas from being bored. You get ideas all the time. The only difference between writers and other people is we notice when we're doing it. ~Neil Gaiman

Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes along. ~Samuel Butler, "Speech at the Somerville Club," 27 February 1895

The truest mark of being born with great qualities is being born without envy. ~Francois Duc de la Rochefoucauld

Your distress about life might mean you have been living for the wrong reason, not that you have no reason for living. ~Tom O'Connor

Apologizing - a very desperate habit - one that is rarely cured. Apology is only egotism wrong side out. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr., The Professor at the Breakfast-Table

every dilemma." -Hendrik Willem van Loon Every disease is a physician. ~Irish Proverb

A great name for a new country song: If I'd Shot You Sooner, I'd Be Out of Jail by Now. ~Author Unknown

Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia. ~Joseph Wood Krutch

Let your religion be less of a theory and more of a love affair. ~G.K. Chesterton

The fear of being laughed at makes cowards of us all. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy. You've had about seven hours of sleep since Friday. No wonder you feel that lost sensation. You're sunk from a riot of relaxation. ~Ogden Nash

When I go out into the countryside and see the sun and the green and everything flowering, I say to myself Yes indeed, all that belongs to me! ~Henri Rousseau

I'm pretty sure it's a simple matter of climbing over that seemingly high (but actually rather unimpressive) obstacle. ~Jeb Dickerson, www.howtomatter.com

Fathers send their sons to college either because they went to college or they didn't. ~L.L. Hendren

What is the opposite of two? A lonely me, a lonely you. ~Richard Wilbur

I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. ~Voltaire

Confidence is preparation. Everything else is beyond your control. ~Richard Kline

Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but backwards and in high heels. ~Faith Whittlesey

With humans it's abortion, but with chickens it's an omelet. ~Attributed to George Carlin

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I like her because she smiles at me and means it. ~Anonymous

Anger and folly walk cheek by jole. ~Benjamin Franklin

Most of us retain enough of the theological attitude to think that we are little gods. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

The absurd is clear reason recognizing its limits. ~Albert Camus, Le Suicide philosophique

Correct English is the slang of prigs who write history and essays. ~George Eliot, Middlemarch, 1872

If the pull of the outside world is strong, there is also a pull towards the human. The cat may disappear on its own errands, but sooner or later, it returns once again for a little while, to greet us with its own type of love. ~Lloyd Alexander

You will find something more in woods than in books. Trees and stones will teach you that which you can never learn from masters. ~St. Bernard

If you want to turn your life around, try thankfulness. It will change your life mightily. ~Gerald Good

We all live in the protection of certain cowardices which we call our principles. ~Mark Twain

Love does not consist of gazing at each other, but in looking together in the same direction. ~Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Marriage changes passion - suddenly you're in bed with a relative. ~Author Unknown

A man hasn't got a corner on virtue just because his shoes are shined. ~Anne Petry

Order marches with weighty and measured strides; disorder is always in a hurry. ~Napoleon I, Maxims, 1815

Life... is like a box of chocolates - a cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that no one ever asks for, unreturnable because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So, you're stuck with mostly undefinable whipped mint crap, mindlessly wolfed down when there's nothing else to eat while you're watching the game. Sure, once is a while you get a peanut butter cup or an English toffee but it's gone too fast and the taste is fleeting. In the end, you are left with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts, which, if you are desperate enough to eat, leaves nothing but an empty box of useless brown paper. ~The X-Files

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned how to cook. ~Andy Rooney

That arc of light, born of the shower and colored by the sun, which spans the heavens! ~Jean Charles Prince (rainbow)

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. ~Maurice Chevalier

Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny. ~Kin Hubbard

A thorough reading and understanding of the Bible is the surest path to atheism. ~Donald Morgan

Those who wish to pet and baby wild animals "love" them. But those who respect their natures and wish to let them live normal lives, love them more. ~Edwin Way Teale, Circle of the Seasons, 1953

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Physically, a man is a man for a much longer time than a woman is a woman. ~Honore de Balzac, The Physiology of Marriage

Why won't they let a year die without bringing in a new one on the instant, can't they use birth control on time? I want an interregnum. The stupid years patter on with unrelenting feet, never stopping - rising to little monotonous peaks in our imaginations at festivals like New Year's and Easter and Christmas - But, goodness, why need they do it? ~John Dos Passos, 1917

All great truths begin as blasphemies. ~George Bernard Shaw, Annajanska, 1919

Like I've always said, love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun. ~Armistead Maupin, Maybe the Moon

I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason. ~Stanley Baldwin I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason. ~Stanley Baldwin

There is no wealth but life. ~John Ruskin

It might be a good idea if the various countries of the world would occasionally swap history books, just to see what other people are doing with the same set of facts. ~Bill Vaughan

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute. ~Author Unknown

What soap is for the body, tears are for the soul. ~Jewish Proverb

Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad. ~Norm Papernick

Hawkeye: I wonder who persuaded her to be that.

Information's pretty thin stuff unless mixed with experience. ~Clarence Day, The Crow's Nest

I frequently-regularly-often trip while reaching for my high ideals. Then I giggle, or cry, and get back up. ~Erika Harris, lifeblazing.com

None of us got where we are solely by pulling ourselves up by our bootstraps. We got here because somebody - a parent, a teacher, an Ivy League crony or a few nuns - bent down and helped us pick up our boots. ~Thurgood Marshall

Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them. There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher. ~Flannery O'Connor

What we call real estate - the solid ground to build a house on - is the broad foundation on which nearly all the guilt of this world rests. ~Nathaniel Hawthorne

It is curious that with the advent of the automobile and the airplane, the bicycle is still with us. Perhaps people like the world they can see from a bike, or the air they breathe when they're out on a bike. Or they like the bicycle's simplicity and the precision with which it is made. Or because they like the feeling of being able to hurtle through air one minute, and saunter through a park the next, without leaving behind clouds of choking exhaust, without leaving behind so much as a footstep. ~Gurdon S. Leete

Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems. ~Homer Simpson

Jogging is for those who don't have the guts to skip. ~Jessi Lane Adams

To me, the greatest pleasure of writing is not what it's about, but the inner music the words make. ~Truman Capote, McCall's, November 1967