Out of all the people I've ever met, you're the one who makes me draw those silly little hearts on my papers. ~Author Unknown
England and America should scrap cricket and baseball and come up with a new game that they both can play. Like baseball, for example. ~Robert Benchley England and America should scrap cricket and baseball and come up with a new game that they both can play. Like baseball, for example. ~Robert Benchley
Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else. ~George Bernard Shaw
The trees are whispering to me, reminding me of my roots, and my reach... shhhhhh... can you hear them? Selflessly sharing their subtle song. ~Jeb Dickerson, www.howtomatter.com
Wind chimes in your yard will serenade garden creatures - squirrels, fairies and angels. ~Author Unknown
My father, when he went, made my childhood a gift of a half a century. ~Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin
If all human lives depended upon their usefulness - as might be judged by certain standards - there would be a sudden and terrific mortality in the world. ~Gene Tunney
When we lose twenty pounds... we may be losing the twenty best pounds we have! We may be losing the pounds that contain our genius, our humanity, our love and honesty. ~Woody Allen
If you follow reason far enough it always leads to conclusions that are contrary to reason. ~Samuel Butler
Save a tree. Eat a beaver. ~Author Unknown
Their very conservatism is secondhand, and they don't know what they are conserving. ~Robertson Davies
The best way to a fisherman's heart is through his fly. ~Author Unknown
It is the highest form of self-respect to admit our errors and mistakes and make amends for them. To make a mistake is only an error in judgment, but to adhere to it when it is discovered shows infirmity of character. ~Dale E. Turner It is the job of poetry to clean up our word-clogged reality by creating silences around things. ~Stephen Mallarme
Children often have imaginary playmates. I suspect that half of them are really their guardian angels. ~Quoted in The Angels' Little Instruction Book by Eileen Elias Freeman, 1994
I'm not a cheerleader. I'm an athletic supporter. ~Author Unknown
I love hugging. I wish I was an octopus, so I could hug ten people at a time. ~Drew Barrymore
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. ~Doug Larson
The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend. ~Chuck Palahniuk
No town can fail of beauty, though its walks were gutters and its houses hovels, if venerable trees make magnificent colonnades along its streets. ~Henry Ward Beecher, Proverbs, 1887
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. ~Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes
Gold that buys health can never be ill spent. ~Thomas Dekker, Westward Ho, 1604
Let us leave the beautiful women to men with no imagination. ~Marcel Proust, Albertine disparue, 1925
Life is too short to hold a grudge, also too long. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com
The trouble with us in America isn't that the poetry of life has turned to prose, but that it has turned to advertising copy. ~Louis Kronenberger