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And Man created the plastic bag and the tin and aluminum can and the cellophane wrapper and the paper plate, and this was good because Man could then take his automobile and buy all his food in one place and He could save that which was good to eat in the refrigerator and throw away that which had no further use. And soon the earth was covered with plastic bags and aluminum cans and paper plates and disposable bottles and there was nowhere to sit down or walk, and Man shook his head and cried: "Look at this Godawful mess." ~Art Buchwald, 1970
She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong. ~Mae West
Slight not what's near through aiming at what's far. ~Euripides
Believe me, for certain men at least, not taking what one doesn't desire is the hardest thing in the world. ~Albert Camus
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him. ~Mae West
He wrapped himself in quotations - as a beggar would enfold himself in the purple of Emperors. ~Rudyard Kipling
The improver of natural science absolutely refuses to acknowledge authority, as such. For him, scepticism is the highest of duties: blind faith the one unpardonable sin. ~Thomas Henry Huxley, Lay Sermons, Addresses and Reviews, 1871
One man's daydreaming is another man's novel. ~Grey Livingston
We live in a fast-paced society. Walking slows us down. ~Robert Sweetgall
Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning. ~Bill Gates, Business @ the Speed of Thought
A hundredload of worry will not pay an ounce of debt. ~George Herbert
All of the biggest technological inventions created by man - the airplane, the automobile, the computer - says little about his intelligence, but speaks volumes about his laziness. ~Mark Kennedy
If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change. ~John A. Simone, Sr.
I will not carry a gun.... I'll carry your books, I'll carry a torch, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll even hari-kari if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun! ~Hawkeye, "Officer of the Day," original airdate 24 September 1974, written by Laurence Marks, directed by Hy Averback
O youth or young man, who fancy that you are neglected by the gods, know that if you become worse, you shall go to worse souls, or if better to the better� In every succession of life and death, you will do and suffer what like may fitly suffer at the hands of like. This is the justice of heaven. ~Plato
In the nineteenth century men lost their fear of God and acquired a fear of microbes. ~Author Unknown
A long habit of not thinking a thing wrong gives it a superficial appearance of being right. ~Thomas Paine
God has given a great deal to man, but man would like something from man. ~Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin
Love is not love which alters when it alteration finds. ~William Shakespeare, "Sonnet CXVI"
Every problem contains within itself the seeds of its own solution. ~Edward Somers