There's nothing wrong with me a little ice cream won't fix. ~Author Unknown
The greatest dreams are always unrealistic. ~Will Smith
People on horses look better than they are. People in cars look worse than they are. ~Marya Mannes
We are all tattooed in our cradles with the beliefs of our tribe; the record may seem superficial, but it is indelible. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr., The Poet at the Breakfast Table, 1872
The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the marvelous structure of reality. ~Albert Einstein
Road sense is the offspring of courtesy and the parent of safety. ~Australian Traffic Rule, quoted in Quotations for Special Occasions by Maud van Buren
Television has raised writing to a new low. ~Samuel Goldwyn
I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once. ~Jennifer Yane
If... you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. ~Catherine Aird
Whether he likes it or not, a man�s character is stripped at the poker table; if the other players read him better than he does, he has only himself to blame. Unless he is both able and prepared to see himself as others do, flaws and all, he will be a loser in cards, as in life. ~Anthony Holden
Today, it takes more brains and effort to make out the income-tax form than it does to make the income. ~Alfred E. Neuman
Saint, n. A dead sinner revised and edited. ~Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911
The neurotic doesn't know how to cope with his emotional bills; some he keeps paying over and over, others he never pays at all. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960
Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt. ~Herbert Hoover, attributed
Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. ~Anton Chekhov
No man stands so straight as when he stoops to help a boy. ~Knights of Pythagoras (Thanks, Jim)
The law condemns and punishes only actions within certain definite and narrow limits; it thereby justifies, in a way, all similar actions that lie outside those limits. ~Leo Tolstoy, What I Believe
To fragrant blossoming for His sweet sake. ~Margaret French Patton
The snow doesn't give a soft white damn whom it touches. ~e.e. cummings
All wars are follies, very expensive and very mischievous ones. In my opinion, there never was a good war or a bad peace. When will mankind be convinced and agree to settle their difficulties by arbitration? ~Benjamin Franklin
The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends and the amount it has the nerve to collect. ~Sam Ewing
Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable. ~Author Unknown
The real history does not get written, because it is not in people's brains but in their nerves and vitals. ~Alfred North Whitehead, Dialogues of Alfred North Whitehead
It is best to read the weather forecast before praying for rain. ~Mark Twain