If you feel that you have both feet planted on level ground, then the university has failed you. ~Robert Goheen, Time, 23 June 1961
The easiest way to save face is to keep the lower half shut. ~Author Unknown
It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics or chemistry. ~H.L. Mencken
Men rarely (if ever) manage to dream up a god superior to themselves. Most gods have the manners and morals of a spoiled child. ~Robert Heinlein, Notebooks of Lazarus Long
This Halloween the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. ~Conan O'Brien
If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we'd all be millionaires. ~Abigail Van Buren
This nation will remain the land of the free only so long as it is the home of the brave. ~Elmer Davis
I suppose that leadership at one time meant muscle; but today it means getting along with people. ~Indira Gandhi
It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. ~Mark Twain
You've got a lot of choices. If getting out of bed in the morning is a chore and you're not smiling on a regular basis, try another choice. ~Steven D. Woodhull
Your heart knows that you are better than this... ~Maurisa C, @therealrisirose
What is morality in any given time or place? It is what the majority then and there happen to like, and immorality is what they dislike. ~Alfred North Whitehead, Dialogues, 30 August 1941 What is more important in a library than anything else - than everything else - is the fact that it exists. ~Archibald MacLeish, "The Premise of Meaning," American Scholar, 5 June 1972
Labels are for filing. Labels are for clothing. Labels are not for people. ~Martina Navratilova
I just hope God does not get bored of dreaming me. ~Author Unknown
It doesn't hurt to be optimistic. You can always cry later. ~Lucimar Santos de Lima
If instead of a gem, or even a flower, we should cast the gift of a loving thought into the heart of a friend, that would be giving as the angels give. ~George MacDonald
There is one day that is ours. There is one day when all we Americans who are not self-made go back to the old home to eat saleratus biscuits and marvel how much nearer to the porch the old pump looks than it used to. Thanksgiving Day is the one day that is purely American. ~O. Henry
You can't test courage cautiously. ~Anne Dillard
It is better to sleep on things beforehand than lie awake about them afterwards. ~Baltasar Gracian
Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! ~Sandra J. Dykes
O the depth of the riches both of the wisdom and knowledge of God! how unsearchable are his judgments, and his ways past finding out! ~Romans 11:33
England and America should scrap cricket and baseball and come up with a new game that they both can play. Like baseball, for example. ~Robert Benchley England and America should scrap cricket and baseball and come up with a new game that they both can play. Like baseball, for example. ~Robert Benchley
A visitor from Mars could easily pick out the civilized nations. They have the best implements of war. ~Herbert V. Prochnow
Women go to beauty parlors for the unmussed look men hate. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960