good morning quotes inspirational

The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scots as a joke, but the Scots haven't got the joke yet. ~Oliver Herford



That we find a crystal or a poppy beautiful means that we are less alone, that we are more deeply inserted into existence than the course of a single life would lead us to believe. ~John Berger, The Sense of Sight, 1980



There is this to be said for walking: It's the one mode of human locomotion by which a man proceeds on his own two feet, upright, erect, as a man should be, not squatting on his rear haunches like a frog. ~Edward Abbey



Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men. ~Joseph Conrad



Men are made stronger on realization that the helping hand they need is at the end of their own arm. ~Sidney J. Phillips



Be naughty - save Santa a trip. ~Author Unknown



It's better to crash into a nap than to nap into a crash. ~Author Unknown



One does what one is; one becomes what one does. ~Robert von Musil, Kleine Prosa



Originality is the art of concealing your source. ~Franklin P. Jones



All drugs of any interest to any moderately intelligent person in America are now illegal. ~Thomas Szasz



Laughter is the corrective force which prevents us from becoming cranks. ~Henri Bergson



Volunteers do it for free. ~Author Unknown



A show of envy is an insult to oneself. ~Yevgeny Alexandrovich Yevtushenko



Never love a wild thing.... He was always lugging home wild things. A hawk with a hurt wing. One time it was a full-grown bobcat with a broken leg. But you can't give your heart to a wild thing: the more you do, the stronger they get. Until they're strong enough to run into the woods. Or fly into a tree. Then a taller tree. Then the sky. That's how you'll end up.... If you let yourself love a wild thing. You'll end up looking at the sky. ~Truman Capote, Breakfast at Tiffany's, 1958, spoken by the character Holly Golightly



If you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way. ~Homer Simpson, The Simpsons



They are ill discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see nothing but sea. ~Francis Bacon



If your sweet tooth says candy - your wisdom tooth says Cerreta. ~Slogan of the Cerreta Candy Company in Glendale, Arizona (cerreta.com)



The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren't enough. ~Amy Weintraub



You don't have to be a beer drinker to play darts, but it helps. ~Author Unknown



Oh, would that my mind could let fall its dead ideas, as the tree does its withered leaves! ~Andre Gide