funny music quotes

I care not so much what I am to others as what I am to myself. I will be rich by myself, and not by borrowing. ~Michel de Montaigne



The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers. ~Sydney J. Harris The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers. ~Sydney J. Harris



Most people run a race to see who is fastest. I run a race to see who has the most guts. ~Steve Prefontaine



Fear is the highest fence. ~Dudley Nichols



Circumstances are the rulers of the weak; they are but the instruments of the wise. ~Samuel Lover



I'm a slow walker, but I never walk back. ~Abraham Lincoln



Don't try to fix the students, fix ourselves first. The good teacher makes the poor student good and the good student superior. When our students fail, we, as teachers, too, have failed. ~Marva Collins



We are asleep with compasses in our hands. ~W.S. Merwin



Figures often beguile me, particularly when I have the arranging of them myself; in which case the remark attributed to Disraeli would often apply with justice and force: "There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics." ~Mark Twain, autobiography, 1904 (but, as yet no actual record of this under Disraeli's authorship)



It's easy to understand love at first sight, but how do we explain love after two people have been looking at each other for years? ~Author Unknown



Forethought and temperance are the virtues which produced thrift, and with thrift the economic progress of society. And those are the virtues which today are gravely compromised. ~Adriano Tilgher



A world war - God forbid! - will leave only smoldering ashes as a mute testimony of a human race whose folly led inexorably to untimely death. Yet there are those who sincerely feel that disarmament is an evil and international negotiation is an abominable waste of time. ~Martin Luther King, Jr., Strength to Love, 1963



The word arse is as much god as the word face. It must be so, otherwise you cut off your god at the waist. ~D.H. Lawrence



I love Thanksgiving turkey. It's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. ~Arnold Schwarzenegger



Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious. ~Brendan Gill



Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once. ~Dave Barry, "Your Disintegrating Body," Dave Barry Turns 40, 1990



Science is always wrong. It never solves a problem without creating ten more. ~George Bernard Shaw



If my love to you can't be said in a posy, it can't be said in a library. ~Grey Livingston



Medicine for the soul. ~Inscription over the door of the Library at Thebes



You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis. ~Author Unknown