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Nothing splendid has ever been achieved except by those who dared believe that something inside of them was superior to circumstance. ~Bruce Barton



Golf is a game in which you yell "fore," shoot six, and write down five. ~Paul Harvey



Man is not like other animals in the ways that are really significant: animals have instincts, we have taxes. ~Erving Goffman



None are so empty as those who are full of themselves. ~Benjamin Whichcote



Tongue - a variety of meat, rarely served because it clearly crosses the line between a cut of beef and a piece of a dead cow. ~Bob Ekstrom



What we're really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving? ~Erma Bombeck, "No One Diets on Thanksgiving," 26 November 1981



The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it and wrong too often for us to rely on it. ~Patrick Young



In youth we are plagued by desire; in later years, by the desire to feel desire. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960



Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year. ~P. J. O'Rourke



Your body is a temple, but how long can you live in the same house before you redecorate? ~Author Unknown



The pursuit of happiness is a most ridiculous phrase: if you pursue happiness you'll never find it. ~C.P. Snow



Any man who does not make himself proficient in at least two languages other than his own is a fool. ~Martin H. Fischer



The tragedy is when you've got sex in the head instead of down where it belongs. ~D.H. Lawrence



Be moderate in order to taste the joys of life in abundance. ~Epicurus



Whatever I take, I take too much or too little; I do not take the exact amount. The exact amount is no use to me. ~Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin



Truth, like gold, is to be obtained not by its growth, but by washing away from it all that is not gold. ~Leo Tolstoy



There is just as much horse sense as ever, but the horses have most of it. ~Author Unknown



And I, I took the road less traveled by. I was using a GPS system. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers. ~Dave Barry, "Things That It Took Me 50 Years to Learn"



True nostalgia is an ephemeral composition of disjointed memories. ~Florence King