Trigonometry is a sine of the times. ~Author Unknown
We'll explain the appeal of curling to you if you explain the appeal of the National Rifle Association to us. ~Andy Barrie, Canadians to Americans
The moon is like a mystery novel, the sun like a motivational self-help book, and the stars a coffee table book of photography. The sky is the whole library, and God the librarian. ~Terri Guillemets
You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown
I do like Christmas on the whole.... In its clumsy way, it does approach Peace and Goodwill. But it is clumsier every year. ~E.M. Forster
I'd rather be black than gay because when you're black you don't have to tell your mother. ~Charles Pierce, 1980
The past is behind us, love is in front and all around us. ~Terri Guillemets
The man's desire is for the woman; but the woman's desire is rarely other than for the desire of the man. ~Samuel Taylor Coleridge
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? ~Source Unknown
All creatures who have ever walked have wished that they might fly. With highwheelers a flesh and blood man can hitch wings to his feet. ~Karl Kron, Ten Thousand Miles on a Bicycle
When I found I had crossed that line, I looked at my hands to see if I was the same person. There was such a glory over everything. ~Harriet Tubman, on her first escape from slavery, 1845
If you are not feeling well, if you have not slept, chocolate will revive you. But you have no chocolate! I think of that again and again! My dear, how will you ever manage? ~Marquise de Sevigne
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy. ~Woody Allen I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy. ~Woody Allen
Loneliness, insomnia, and change: the fear of these is even worse than the reality. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966
It is folly for a man to pray to the gods for that which he has the power to obtain by himself. ~Epicurus
Time, the cradle of hope.... Wisdom walks before it, opportunity with it, and repentance behind it: he that has made it his friend will have little to fear from his enemies, but he that has made it his enemy will have little to hope from his friends. ~Charles Caleb Colton
Hey yogurt, if you're so cultured, how come I never see you at the opera? ~Attributed to Stephen Colbert
Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience. ~Author Unknown
Don't go through life without goals. ~Hockey Saying
Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending. ~Author Unknown
Learning is not easy, but hard; culture is severe. The steps to Parnassus are steep and terribly arduous. ~John Jay Chapman
A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you. ~Bert Leston Taylor, The So-Called Human Race
Trust me, death is the best argument for moisturizer. ~Coupling, "Sex, Death and Nudity," original airdate 26 May 2000, written by Steven Moffat, spoken by the character Sally
Courage is fear holding on a minute longer. ~George Smith Patton