attitude quotes
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore. ~Yogi Berra
If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. ~Edith Wharton
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Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. ~Author Unknown
We have learned to fly the air like birds and swim the sea like fish, but we have not learned the simple art of living together as brothers. Our abundance has brought us neither peace of mind nor serenity of spirit. ~Martin Luther King, Jr., Strength to Love, 1963
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Democracy was getting old anyway. ~Author Unknown
RISING.SUN detected: (A)nother coffee, (C)old shower, (S)leep? ~Author Unknown
The deed is everything, the glory naught. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
What's nice about our tour is you can't remember your bad shots. ~Bob Bruce, about the senior tour
Unless you have been very, very lucky, you have undoubtedly experienced events in your life that have made you cry. So unless you have been very, very lucky, you know that a good, long session of weeping can often make you feel better, even if your circumstances have not changed one bit. ~Lemony Snicket
I think everyone should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six months as a cabdriver. Then they would really be educated. ~Al McGuire
A liberal is a conservative who's been arrested. A conservative is a liberal who's been mugged. ~Wendy Kaminer
The girls that are always easy on the eyes are never easy on the heart. ~Author Unknown
In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican. ~H.L. Mencken
I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tunafish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. ~Barbara Grizzuti Harrison
Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that sometimes he has to eat them. ~Adlai Stevenson
I'm not old enough to play baseball or football. I'm not eight yet. My mom told me when you start baseball, you aren't going to be able to run that fast because you had an operation. I told Mom I wouldn't need to run that fast. When I play baseball, I'll just hit them out of the park. Then I'll be able to walk. ~Edward J. McGrath, Jr., "An Exceptional View of Life," quoted in Chicken Soup for the Soul by Jack Canfield & Mark Victor Hansen, 1993
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. ~Josh Billings
Love isn't blind, it's retarded. ~Don Foster and Susan Beavers, Two and a Half Men