quotes about guys being stupid

When you look into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you. ~Friedrich Nietzche



The easiest way to save face is to keep the lower half shut. ~Author Unknown



Saints are sinners who kept on going. ~Robert Louis Stevenson



Concentrating on poses clears the mind, while focusing on the breath helps the body shift out of fight-or-flight mode. ~Melanie Haiken, about yoga and anxiety, "Worry Thwarts," Yoga Journal, March 2006



The scientist, by the very nature of his commitment, creates more and more questions, never fewer. Indeed the measure of our intellectual maturity, one philosopher suggests, is our capacity to feel less and less satisfied with our answers to better problems. ~G.W. Allport, Becoming, 1955



I returned, and saw under the sun, that the race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, neither yet bread to the wise, nor yet riches to men of understanding, nor yet favour to men of skill; but time and chance happeneth to them all. ~Ecclesiastes 9:11



We must try not to sink beneath our anguish, Harry, but battle on. ~J.K. Rowling, "A Sluggish Memory," Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, 2005, spoken by the character Albus Dumbledore



The army of wrongness rampant in the world might as well march over me. ~Truman Capote, Breakfast at Tiffany's, 1958



I've developed a new philosophy... I only dread one day at a time. ~Charles Schulz



This is the first convention of the space age - where a candidate can promise the moon and mean it. ~Author Unknown



The moral flabbiness born of the bitch-goddess SUCCESS. That - with the squalid interpretation put on the word success - is our national disease. ~William James, 11 September 1906



Don't worry that children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. ~Robert Fulghum



To conquer oneself is a greater task than conquering others. ~Buddha



Making mistakes simply means you are learning faster. ~Weston H. Agor



No God, no peace. Know God, know peace. ~Author Unknown



It is only possible to live happily-ever-after on a day-to-day basis. ~Margaret Bonnano



Taxes: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an automatic extension. ~Author Unknown



Love is not love which alters when it alteration finds. ~William Shakespeare, "Sonnet CXVI"



The two rules of procrastination: 1) Do it today. 2) Tomorrow will be today tomorrow. ~Author Unknown



People are trapped in history, and history is trapped in them. ~James Baldwin, Notes of a Native Son