karl lagerfeld quotes

Nurses can take the pressure. ~Author Unknown



The truth is that it is natural, as well as necessary, for every man to be a vagabond occasionally. ~Samuel H. Hammond



God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust? ~Graffiti



No man would listen to you talk if he didn't know it was his turn next. ~E.W. Howe



If you aren't sure who you are, you might as well work on who you want to be. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place. ~Henry Louis Mencken, A Little Book in C Major, 1916



Trouble and perplexity drive me to prayer and prayer drives away perplexity and trouble. ~Philip Melanchthen



Grandmas are moms with lots of frosting. ~Author Unknown



There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. ~Wesley Bates



The packaging for a microwavable "microwave" dinner is programmed for a shelf life of maybe six months, a cook time of two minutes and a landfill dead-time of centuries. ~David Wann, Buzzworm, November 1990



Religion often gets credit for curing rascals when old age is the real medicine. ~Austin O'Malley



If man thinks about his physical or moral state he usually discovers that he is ill. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe



It's a good idea to begin at the bottom in everything except in learning to swim. ~Author Unknown



It must be admitted that there are some parts of the soul which we must entirely paralyze before we can live happily in this world. ~Sebastien-Roch Nicolas de Chamfort



The most dangerous untruths are truths moderately distorted. ~Georg Christoph Lichtenberg



I pledge allegiance to the earth and to the flora, fauna and human life that it supports, one planet indivisible, with safe air, water & soil, economic justice, equal rights and peace for all. ~Author unknown, proposed new Pledge of Allegiance, as seen on a button at evolvefish.com



I have a "carpe diem" mug and, truthfully, at six in the morning the words do not make me want to seize the day. They make me want to slap a dead poet. ~Joanne Sherman



You want to run out in front, prepare to be tripped from behind. ~S.A. Sachs



In the world which we know, among the different and primitive geniuses that preside over the evolution of the several species, there exists not one, excepting that of the dog, that ever gave a thought to the presence of man. ~Maurice Maeterlinck



Many of us go through life feeling as an actor might feel who does not like his part, and does not believe in the play. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960