funny jealousy quotes

What a pity human beings can't exchange problems. Everyone knows exactly how to solve the other fellow's. ~Olin Miller



Nowhere can man find a quieter or more untroubled retreat than in his own soul. ~Marcus Aurelius



The past is really almost as much a work of the imagination as the future. ~Jessamyn West



He that respects himself is safe from others; he wears a coat of mail that none can pierce. ~Henry Wadsworth Longfellow



What the daughter does, the mother did. ~Jewish Proverb



Dance, even if you have nowhere to do it but your living room. ~Kurt Vonnegut



We are closer to the ants than to butterflies. Very few people can endure much leisure. ~Gerald Brenan



The world is mud-luscious and puddle-wonderful. ~e.e. cummings



He who gives when he is asked has waited too long. ~Sunshine Magazine



The notes I handle no better than many pianists. But the pauses between the notes - ah, that is where the art resides! ~Artur Schnabel



At least my pencil never crashes! ~Author Unknown



I always pass on good advice. It's the only thing to do with it. It is never any use to oneself. ~Oscar Wilde, An Ideal Husband, 1895



Don't chain your worries to your body. The burden soon becomes heavy and your health will give too much of itself to pick up the extra load. ~Astrid Alauda, Dyspeptic Enlightenment



A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. ~W.C. Fields



When we Indians kill meat, we eat it all up.... When we build houses, we make little holes. When we burn grass for grasshoppers, we don't ruin things. We shake down acorns and pinenuts. We don't chop down the trees. ~Wintu Indian, quoted in Julian Burger, The Gaia Atlas of First Peoples, 1990



Tea should be taken in solitude. ~C.S. Lewis



Every day may not be good, but there's something good in every day. ~Author Unknown



I would not exchange my leisure hours for all the wealth in the world. ~Comte de Mirabeau



It is a thousand times better to have common sense without education than to have education without common sense. ~Robert G. Ingersoll



Smiling is my favorite exercise. ~Author Unknown